Theory on the Russian Male Life Expectancy Being 55

Monday, September 15, 2008

I won't take credit for this theory but I do feel that it is something that needs to be shared.

-Back in the day (during times of communism) men died young in war so women felt the need to fight for the remaining men... this caused them to dress very provocatively and today every Russian women wears 5 inch heals... everyday. So naturally that makes the women miserable which in turn makes their boyfriends miserable which leads them to alcoholism and continues the trend of putting men in the grave at 55.

We've put a lot of time and thought into this theory and it is honestly the best one we have come up with so far.

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